Gently-morbid laser-prints of linoleum-cut block-prints

$2.25

• [16dec2001] There are 13 blank cards left, of which one set of five is up for auction on eBay. I can't seem to find any more in this size.

A few years ago, I did a handful of pen-and-ink-sketch holiday cards. "'Twas the night before Christmas" verses, only a bit gothic. The next year, I did a linoleum-block-print version. (Never again; I'm astoundingly messy at anything sticky or smudgeable like ink.) This year, I've scanned the best of the last few cards from that batch and laser-printed out some sets. They're still authentically flaky, so to speak, meaning I'm not such a Virgo that they're completely tidied up and look like I drew them in Illustrator or anything. In fact, on this dream of a laser printer, the texture of the ink surface of the original even comes through.

Card and envelope are white and smooth. Size 4.25" x 5.5". Original block-prints (pictured below) are sold out; laser-prints of scanned copies (above) available now. As many as you like of any design.

Chain mail

$6 (five available)

...I mean chain letters, I mean chain greeting cards. A holiday-of-your-choice plant-of-your-choice ornament, 4-in-1 mail shaped like an evergreen, with ornament hook. Then stapled to a card. Card and envelope are white and texturey.