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"WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?" I gather the accepted procedure in dealing with those is this: They're cheap, and you carry many. They're vaguely cryptic, or they used to be, and someone asks you what it's about. You merrily take it off and give it to the querent, explaining that it's an oracle you consult in times of need, yadda yadda yadda, and pull down the next paper towel off the dispenser.
The "WHAT WOULD ERIS DO?" necklace works about the same way. It's vaguely cryptic-- at least 20% so-- and someone asks what it's about. You stealthily take it off and stash it away, horrified that it's been spotted, but maintaining an iron grip on your facial expression, barely darting eyes left and right to see how far the virus has spread, and say "You aren't cleared to know that."
What Would Eris Do?
For that matter, What Would Thor Do? What Would Buddha Do? What Would Xena Do? What Would "Bob" Do? What Would I Do? WW Ereshkegal D? WW Hecate D? WW Kali D?
"WWED?" often in stock. Other reference-deity initial of your choice may take a while to order-- email and ask!
Extra letters @$1.50, if you want something along the lines of "WWJHVH1D?" ("What Would JHVH-1 Do?"), WWADWTBND? ("What Would A Dog With The Buddha-Nature Do?"), WWWEDD? ("What Would Walter Elias Disney Do?"), or WWWEBDBD? ("What Would W. E. B. DuBois Do?"). (There are: A-Z 0-9 ? ! @ .)
