Message Buttons (2 1/3")

Black ink on whatever paper, $1.00. (Your design, email for a quote.)

These are available with white backgrounds, or on Strathmore Legacy® Ultra®Brite pink/yellow/green/orange or Strathmore Legacy® Parchment grey/tan/white/goldenrod. Be warned, those colors fade eventually under prolonged exposure to sunlight. Fonts vary wildly.

Your Own Slogan (or BW image) on a button takes a certain amount of time to typeset and will involve a weird price scale, yet to be formulated. Photos of some of our more recent productions coming soon (distressed/agitated fonts, etc.). If you want to send us your own art already on paper, we'll send you the specs (radii to make sure it fits within and has clearance to).

Caveat: your buttons will look much nicer than these! The pictures on this page are our crufty 5-to-7-year-old floor-models. They've gone along on a couple of camping-trip outdoor-merchantings. In particular, of the buttons shown on notebook paper, the colored-paper ones have started to fade a bit and the white-paper ones were ink-jet printed on coated paper, and have the fascinating property that the coating swirls when exposed to (lots of) water-- these are starting to do that).

This one has floated in a flood (pinned to a hat, in fact, at the time):

(FE understands that this nifty property may not be to your taste.) Meanwhile, the buttons shown on a black background are simply aging, getting a little dusty, rusty and faded.

All the floor model buttons pictured are on sale: $.25 (white background ones, ink-jet-printed) or $.50 (black background, laser-printed or color-copied) or, rather, were on sale till 30 sold at a punk craft fair. We'll X them out as they become unavailable? Discount for large purchases (say, tennish). ...Post-inventory list coming soonish!

New buttonswise, we'll punch you a fresh one of whatever you like, laser-printed on uncoated paper ($1.00, black-ink white-paper; colored paper usually available, too).

Colored Ink:

  1. Scotch Brite Mason (logo, mostly oranges)
  2. Scotch Brite Masons -- Are you two of us? (logo, mostly oranges)
  3. Are you two of us? (logo, mostly oranges)
  4. Yo Mama! (With scribbley Earth)
  5. Io Mama! (With scribbley Earth)
  6. Io Mama! Io Mama Mama! (With scribbley Earth)
  7. PERSON OF KINSEY ("Kinsey" highlit pink)
  8. ONE IN A MILLION! ("A" crossed out and "Ten" written in in pink)
  9. I'm a rhombus: a bent square! [w/ two pink triangles in rhombus formation]
  10. TWICE is not enough! [green picnic tables in red "no" slashed circle]
  11. NOBODY in '96 ["Nobody" in stars and stripes RWB; yeah, dated, duh]
  12. [rainbow headbanging Kokopelli]

B&W:

  1. [Earth (your Mama) wearing combat boots]
  2. [leaping coyote -- solid line]
  3. [leaping coyote -- dashed line]
  4. [leaping-over-moon coyote -- solid line]
  5. [floating dog]
  6. [floating star dog]
  7. [floating fez dog]
  8. [spiral snake]
  9. [double-spiral snake]
  10. [headbanging Kokopelli]
  11. [psi-bar punk (spiked collar, safety pin)]
  12. [travel mug (marked with Reduce Refuse!/Reuse/Recycle Arrows) in Power fist]

  13. If you meet the Buddha on the road, you may already be a winner!
  14. sin2 buddha, cos2 buddha
  15. bad karma / NO BISCUIT
  16. SUBVERT THE DIMINANT PARADOGM!
  17. a bird in the hand is really kind of bizarre
  18. Hail Eris / full of grass / LSD / and laughing gas
  19. Eris is like a breath of fresh water
  20. Imposition of order --> deliverance of pizza [ --> is a pointing hand]
  21. CHAO TAO to authority!
  22. The wearer of this button is a genuine and authorized POPE / Project Pan-Pontification / Distributed by the ScotchBrite Masons
  23. IF YOU MEET BOB ON THE ROAD, KILL ME! [with 6 small Dobbsheads]
  24. Slack vobiscum!
  25. Q: Does a dog have the Buddha-Nature?
    A: If you have to ask, you can't afford one.
  26. Ride 'em Chaoboy!
  27. Ride 'em Chaogirl!
  28. Ride 'em Taoboy!
  29. Ride 'em Taogirl!
  30. Use the chi, Luke!
  31. Have you written a ...lately?
  32. SATOF
    AREPN
    TENEO
    OPERR

         ^^^^get it? get it? magic word goes in the blank! ...?

  33. Kallisti Kallisti Bo Ballistic Banana Fanna Fo Fellatio Fe Fi Mo Mystic -- Eris!
  34. Surreal Surreal Bo Boreal Banana Fanna Fo For Real Fe Fi Mo More Real -- Fish!
  35. Xnord Xnord Bo Bnord Banana Fanna Fo Fe Fi Mo Mnord -- Xnord!
  36. These precious moments sold separately
  37. These treasured moments available soon!
  38. ALMOST OUT
  39. NOW I'M OUT
  40. [Phi] [Alpha] [Gamma]
  41. Hot diggity gigawatt!
  42. Tofu: the *other* white vegetable
  43. Buffalo Gods, won't you come out tonight..? (With musical notes)
  44. Earth I am Fire I am Gree-een Eggs and Ham I am (With notes)
  45. Put another padlock on, on the Necronomicon... (With notes)
  46. Sumer is acumen in / Lhude sing Cthuhu!
  47. IA! IA! Des Moines, 50309!
  48. Off the hook Without a paddle
  49. Bend over if you love Jesus
  50. Rock me, Asmodeus!
  51. XOR: Eeyore's evil twin brother?
  52. alt.censorship moderator
  53. <.-)       |   [eye in the pyramid smiley]
  54. Coffee is the Eye in the Food Pyramid!
  55. Invoking Editor... [in pentagram (of any orientation)]
  56. Don't worry--- It only manifests when invoked
  57. Exorcism is the other tenth
  58. Shhh--- The walls have spell points
  59. Life's a die and then you bitch [6-sided comes up 1 pip]
  60. any lesbian for president
  61. Congress: 535 reasons for moving to Canada
  62. Choosy mothers choose CHOICE
  63. In excelsis DE! DE-E-E-O!
  64. KILL THE MALL LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT
  65. The CULINARY is political ---Vegitprop (TM)
  66. Foolish Mortal: Trix (TM) are for kids!
  67. This button may be worn on a hat, or even a belt loop!
  68. I [fish] surrealists
  69. I'll believe anything once!
  70. I'll try anything twice!
  71. Flame broiled for the hearing impaired
  72. Quoth the Raven: "Can I pencil you in for Monday?"
  73. Carpe Noctem!
  74. Somewhere between arson and artery lies art
  75. Somewhere between OAF and OZONOSPHERE lies OBSESSION
  76. You made your truth, now lie in it.
  77. Drool is an acceptable lubricant
  78. I can't go out with anyone my cat doesn't approve of
  79. I'm with stupid [arrow pointing Down]
  80. ARMED AND CRAMPING
  81. I may be a 10 on your scale, but I'm a 6 on Mr. Kinsey's
  82. Your 15 minutes are up
  83. Sleep is something you get when you graduate
  84. Beware of gynecologists wearing mittens
  85. Blunt objects speak louder than words
  86. Happiness is politically incorrect
  87. I am dressing you in my mind
  88. A penny for your departure
  89. A mind is a terrible thing
  90. The convicts of po
    etic justices make po
    etic license plates
  91. I love people! What are you?
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